COLOSSAL COPY
WORDS THAT SELL
I Help Business Owners Afford Yachts, Mansions, And Second Families With Just A Few Tweaks to Their Writing.
Increase conversions, speed up sales cycles, and drive more qualified leads
Ads
Create awareness with blistering hot hooks that stop scrolling in its tracks while simultaneously attracting high-quality clicks from your target market.
Supercharge your cold prospects into lifetime customers who are genuinely excited about working with you and will fight to the death for your brand (okay, maybe not that last part).
Sales pages
Lethally persuasive sales pages bred and trained to resonate with your ICP in a way that drives hungry buyers to book a call like a hypnotic trance (as if it was their idea).
“Do I want a copywriter?”
Receive a fresh pair of eyes on your business and market.
Reveal a unique outsider perspective on your offer that you may be overlooking.
“Blood Hound” level market research, tailoring your content precisely to your target audience.
Unwavering confidence using methods tested and implemented by today’s marketing masters.
Abandon the “lost at sea” dread that you are leaving money on the table with ineffective ads.
Get a leg up on potential competition not using every avenue of success at their disposal.
Ignite underwhelming conversion rates with engaging and persuasive writing designed for your target audience.
Enjoy more time to focus on yourself and your business (or covering up evidence of your second family).
Feel confident your brand voice will stay consistent with one person who has researched and understands your market.
Sleep better knowing you have capitalized on your success.
The fundamentals of a good story are simple to understand but hard to master.
The problem I see today is that anyone can Google a framework on what you should say in your ads. But the real secret to a solid sales message lies more on the side of good research and understanding the psychology behind why your prospect truly wants to buy. With only a few tweaks to your writing, I can turn your funnel into a money printer so you can just sit back and take calls. I use a foolproof system which I derived from the copywriting masters to sell your product in a unique way that puts you a cut above the competition.
WHO AM I?
I’m George
For the past 7 years, I worked as an account manager and outside sales specialist. Although making sales excited me, I struggled to bring in any new business on my own. As time went on my continuous failed attempts at sales had me feeling depressed and worthless.
Determined to succeed, I took it upon myself to buckle down and learn what makes people buy stuff. I spent over a year and my last $10k studying directly from the copywriting masters of the last 3 decades. After spending countless hours studying the hardest-hitting advertisements on the planet, I discovered the one secret they all had in common . . .
With the collective knowledge of over 30 years of copywriting experience crammed into one skull, I can quickly analyze your business, extract the fundamental desires of your ICP, and write copy that will have customers in a sleepless sweaty fever until they buy your product!
SALES COPY WRITTEN ON A SCALE FROM:
“How to Get More Sales Through Well Written Copy, Without Sacrificing Your Brand Voice, Even If You’ve Never Run An Ad.
TO
“Trigger a relentless firestorm of unwavering desire with meticulously written, surgically constructed copy so awe-inspiring buyers will flood your inbox in troves like mindless zombies foaming at the mouth for just a glimpse at what you have to offer, without selling your soul to an agency or giving up your brand’s voice - even if all you have to sell is an old crusty scab mashed inside a used wet tissue at the bottom of your kitchen trash bin.”
WHY USE COLOSSAL COPY?
What you can expect.
QUICK
I RESPOND AND COMPLETE TASKS WITHIN 24 HOURS
CALCULATED
EVERY WORD I WRITE SERVES A PURPOSE, NO FLUFF
CONNECTED
I USE TESTED METHODS THAT WORK AND STAY UP TO DATE ON MARKETING TRENDS
CREATIVE
EVERYTHING I WRITE IS 100% AUTHENTIC AND PERSONAL TO YOUR BRAND
QUALIFIED
ALL MY CLIENTS USE ME
If we work together you will receive laser-focused copy meticulously designed to obtain the highest engagement possible while still maintaining your voice and image. Not only that, I offer FTL (Faster-Than-Light) response and turnaround times, with complete access to myself, plus any resources currently at my disposal. You will never experience any surprises, secrets, or snags.
SPECIAL BONUS!!
Want to be sure I can do the job?
At your request, I’ll make you a free sample, outline, or audit your existing copy.
SLAP YOUR MOTHER GUARANTEE !!
I back my claims with a 100% happiness guarantee. If you wouldn’t slap your mother to continue using my services, I’ll make things right. Whether that’s refinement, a rewrite, or even a complete refund, I've got you covered. 100% happiness, guaranteed!
IMPORTANT!
If you see this contact form, I’ve got enough time in my schedule for about one or two more clients, and I may not be available again for months. With wannabe AI “writers” running rampant, demand for experienced copywriters who actually know what they are talking about is at an all-time high. If you’d like to stop wondering if you could be making more from your marketing efforts, fill out the contact form and send me a message before my schedule gets booked.